
Meet the Character
Pumpkin Spice Capybara
It is pumpkin spice season and he has committed fully.
Chief Seasonal Officer. Pumpkin on the head, ghosts across the sweater, a sack of candy in one paw that he has quietly decided is his. The first cool morning arrives and he is already dressed for it. He orders the large.
- Known for
- Fully committed to pumpkin spice season.
- Pairs with
- Chill Capybara
- Ugly Rating
Every way to wear Pumpkin Spice Capybara
All-over-print sweatshirt
2XS to 6XL, printed edge to edge US$79.99
Badge tee
XS to 5XL, knitted-look badge US$27.99
Kids tee
Youth XS to XL, same badge US$24.99
Toddler tee
2T to 5T, same badge US$21.99
Couples sweatshirt set
Two crews, any two sizes US$144.99
Couples tee set
Two tees, any two sizes US$49.99
The full story
Pumpkin Spice Capybara Halloween Shirt: He Has Committed Fully
Who Pumpkin Spice Capybara is, who wears the sweater, and how to get it before the Christmas cut-off. The Festive Folks wrote it down so nobody has to explain the joke at the party.
Read the storyMeet the rest of the cast
Chill CapybaraLeading from a hot spring.Shop Chill Capybara →
Cool CatTreating a frozen pond like a private beach.Shop Cool Cat →
MeltdownComing inside anyway.Shop Meltdown →
Meowy ChristmasOne ornament down, eleven to go.Shop Meowy Christmas →
Night OwlWide awake at 2am, with opinions.Shop Night Owl →
Oh DeerBeing involved in whatever just went wrong.Shop Oh Deer →
Fa La La La LlamaOpting out at the fourth fa-la-la.Shop Fa La La La Llama →
Early BirdFirst in line since 5am.Shop Early Bird →
Sitting DuckSitting. Judging. Saying nothing.Shop Sitting Duck →
Merry WoofmasWearing the tree instead of decorating it.Shop Merry Woofmas →
Tree-RexHolding the star. Not reaching the tree.Shop Tree-Rex →
Couch PotatoWatching the fireplace like it is television.Shop Couch Potato →
Bull In A China ShopBalancing a teacup on one horn to make a point.Shop Bull In A China Shop →
Cold TurkeyQuitting on January 1st and meaning it.Shop Cold Turkey →
Deer In HeadlightsThat face when someone asks about your holiday plans.Shop Deer In Headlights →
Elephant In The RoomBeing enormous in a party hat while nobody mentions it.Shop Elephant In The Room →
Fleece NavidadBeing the pun, and enjoying it.Shop Fleece Navidad →
KoalafiedBeing koalafied. Not qualified. Koalafied.Shop Koalafied →
Party AnimalStanding perfectly still while the party happens.Shop Party Animal →
Shrimp On The BarbieChristmas at 38 degrees, next to a grill.Shop Shrimp On The Barbie →
Silly GooseBeing a bit much, in the best way.Shop Silly Goose →
Snug As A BugNot coming out until spring.Shop Snug As A Bug →
The GiverKnitting every sweater in the room, and taking no credit.Shop The Giver →
Tired MomHolding the whole thing together with two paws.Shop Tired Mom →
Toadally FestiveLoving the holidays more than is reasonable.Shop Toadally Festive →
Waddle You WantDelivering your present on his head, eventually.Shop Waddle You Want →
When Pigs FlyClearing for takeoff.Shop When Pigs Fly →
Scaredy CatSitting in the candy bowl, unbothered.Shop Scaredy Cat →
Boo WhoSaid boo. Nobody flinched.Shop Boo Who →
Count CatulaImmortal, and using it to lie down.Shop Count Catula →
FrankenswineAlive, technically, and pleased about it.Shop Frankenswine →
Hang In ThereHanging in there, upside down, as instructed.Shop Hang In There →
Hail SantaHorns up, front row, all December.Shop Hail Santa →
KrampusWorking the other list.Shop Krampus →
Gingerbread ManBaked, iced, and aware of what happens next.Shop Gingerbread Man →
Fringe BenefitsAll fringe, no visibility.Shop Fringe Benefits →
Flamingle BellsChristmas at the beach, and correct about it.Shop Flamingle Bells →
G.O.A.T. TeacherGreatest of all time, marking until eleven.Shop G.O.A.T. Teacher →
Slow BurnEight nights is exactly his pace.Shop Slow Burn →
Latke NightOne more batch since sundown, every night of the eight.Shop Latke Night →
Powder DayWearing a fresh fall of powdered sugar all eight nights, and keeping it.Shop Powder Day →
Spin ClassTimed the dreidel at 4.2 seconds. Would like a re-spin.Shop Spin Class →Join the VIP Club for 10% off Pumpkin Spice Capybara and everyone else in the cast. Join, it is free. The duck insists.
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