Meet the Cast
The Festive Folks
Meet the Cast
Forty deadpan animals in regrettable holiday knitwear, new faces for Halloween and Hanukkah among them, every one drawn by us and printed edge to edge on a sweatshirt, a badge tee and a couples set. Pick the one that is you. Somebody at the party will confirm it.
Chill CapybaraLeading from a hot spring.
Cool CatTreating a frozen pond like a private beach.
MeltdownComing inside anyway.
Meowy ChristmasOne ornament down, eleven to go.
Night OwlWide awake at 2am, with opinions.
Oh DeerBeing involved in whatever just went wrong.
Fa La La La LlamaOpting out at the fourth fa-la-la.
Early BirdFirst in line since 5am.
Sitting DuckSitting. Judging. Saying nothing.
Merry WoofmasWearing the tree instead of decorating it.
Tree-RexHolding the star. Not reaching the tree.
Couch PotatoWatching the fireplace like it is television.
Bull In A China ShopBalancing a teacup on one horn to make a point.
Cold TurkeyQuitting on January 1st and meaning it.
Deer In HeadlightsThat face when someone asks about your holiday plans.
Elephant In The RoomBeing enormous in a party hat while nobody mentions it.
Fleece NavidadBeing the pun, and enjoying it.
KoalafiedBeing koalafied. Not qualified. Koalafied.
Party AnimalStanding perfectly still while the party happens.
Shrimp On The BarbieChristmas at 38 degrees, next to a grill.
Silly GooseBeing a bit much, in the best way.
Snug As A BugNot coming out until spring.
The GiverKnitting every sweater in the room, and taking no credit.
Tired MomHolding the whole thing together with two paws.
Toadally FestiveLoving the holidays more than is reasonable.
Waddle You WantDelivering your present on his head, eventually.
When Pigs FlyClearing for takeoff.
Scaredy CatSitting in the candy bowl, unbothered.
Boo WhoSaid boo. Nobody flinched.
Pumpkin Spice CapybaraFully committed to pumpkin spice season.
Count CatulaImmortal, and using it to lie down.
FrankenswineAlive, technically, and pleased about it.
Hang In ThereHanging in there, upside down, as instructed.
Hail SantaHorns up, front row, all December.
KrampusWorking the other list.
Gingerbread ManBaked, iced, and aware of what happens next.
Fringe BenefitsAll fringe, no visibility.
Flamingle BellsChristmas at the beach, and correct about it.
G.O.A.T. TeacherGreatest of all time, marking until eleven.
Slow BurnEight nights is exactly his pace.The City Fan Range
Meet the Fans
Seven city superfans, foam fingers up, out in the snow for the big game. Same deadpan, different colours. Each one is a sweatshirt and a badge tee.
Dallas Football ShirtsNavy and silver, foam finger up, already celebrating.
Green Bay Football ShirtsGreen and gold, wombat energy, no coat.
Kansas City Football ShirtsRed and gold, first at the tailgate.
Buffalo Football ShirtsRoyal blue and red, out in table weather.
Pittsburgh Football ShirtsBlack and gold, a burly bear who is not going in.
Philadelphia Football ShirtsMidnight green, a plush eagle, brotherly love.
San Francisco Football ShirtsScarlet and gold, a scruffy dog with a gold pan.Cannot decide? See every sweatshirt on one page, or join the VIP Club and let the duck choose.
